So, put your great effort in right place.''

A giant ship engine failed.

The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure out how to fix the engine. Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young boy..
He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from the top to the bottom.
Two of the ship's owners were present there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do.
After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He gently tapped at something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life.
He carefully put his hammer away.
The engine was fixed!
A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed, "He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying,
"Please send us an itemized bill."

The man sent a bill that read :

Tapping with a hammer ............ .$ 2.00
Knowing where to tap......... ........$ 9998.00

Moral of the Story:-

Effort is important in life,
but
knowing where to put your effort makes all the difference .
*****So, put your great effort in right place.''

Enjoy all...!!!

THE LANGUAGE OF BOSS IN OFFICE !!!

THE LANGUAGE OF BOSS IN OFFICE !!!

1. "We will do it" means " You will do it" 

2. "You have done a great job"means "More work to be given to you" 

3. "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" 

4. "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow!

5. "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" 

6. "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7. "Lets™s call a meeting and discuss"
means "I have no time now, will talk later" 

8. "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time" 

9. "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

10. "We had slight differences of opinion" means
"We had actually fought" 

11. "Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you"means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12. "You should have told me earlier"means 

"Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13. "We need to find out the real reason" 
means "Well I will tell you where your fault is" 

14. "Well... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected" means"Well you know..."

15. "We are a team" means "I am not the only one to be blamed" 

16. "That's actually a good question"means
"I do not know anything about it" 

17. "All the Best" means " You are in trouble" 

Can I Borrow $25?

Can I Borrow $25?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what is it?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities. '

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for..'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'


The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $50 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

Pin codes of Mumbai

PIN CODES OF MUMBAI:-


City Post Office Pin Code 


Mumbai August Kranti Marg                                 400036 
Mumbai Aarey Milk Colony                                   400065 
Mumbai Andheri (East)                                           400069 
Mumbai Andheri (West)                                          400058 
Mumbai Antop Hill                                                  400037 
Mumbai Anu Shakti Nagar                                     400094 
Mumbai B A R C                                                     400085 
Mumbai Ballard Estate                                           400038 
Mumbai Bandra (East)                                            400051 
Mumbai Bandra (West)                                           400050 
Mumbai Bangur Nagar                                            400090 
Mumbai Barve Nagar                                              400084 
Mumbai Bhandup                                                     400078 
Mumbai Bhandup (East)                                          400042 
Mumbai Bhavani Shankar Road                             400028 
Mumbai Mumbai Central                                        400008 
Mumbai Mumbai G P O                                           400001 
Mumbai Borivli (East)                                              400066 
Mumbai Borivli (West)                                             400092 
Mumbai Borivli HO                                                  400091 
Mumbai Chakala MIDC                                          400093 
Mumbai Chembur                                                     400071 
Mumbai Chinch Bunder                                            400009 
Mumbai Colaba                                                         400005 
Mumbai Council Hall                                                400039 
Mumbai Cumballa Hill                                              400026 
Mumbai Dadar                                                          400014 
Mumbai Dahisar                                                       400068 
Mumbai Delisle Road                                               400013 
Mumbai Dharavi                                                       400017 
Mumbai F C I Mumbai                                             400074 
Mumbai Ghatkopar (West)                                       400086 
Mumbai Girgaon                                                        400004 
Mumbai Goregaon (East)                                          400063 
Mumbai Goregaon (West)                                         400062 
Mumbai Grant Road                                                  400007 
Mumbai Hutatma Chowk                                           400023 
Mumbai I I T Mumbai                                                400076 
Mumbai J B Nagar                                                     400059 
Mumbai Jacob Circle                                                 400011 
Mumbai Jogeshwari (East)                                        400060 
Mumbai Jogeshwari (West)                                       400102 
Mumbai Juhu                                                              400049 
Mumbai Kalbadevi                                                     400002 
Mumbai Kandivli (East)                                             400101 
Mumbai Kandivli (West)                                            400067 
Mumbai Khar                                                              400052 
Mumbai Kharodi                                                         400095 
Mumbai Kurla                                                             400070 
Mumbai Mahim                                                          400016 
Mumbai Malabar Hill                                                 400006 
Mumbai Malad (East)                                                400097 
Mumbai Malad (West)                                               400064 
Mumbai Mandpeshwar                                               400103 
Mumbai Mandvi                                                          400003 
Mumbai Mantralaya                                                    400032 
Mumbai Marine Lines                                                 400020 
Mumbai Matunga                                                        400019 
Mumbai Mazgaon                                                        400010 
Mumbai Motilal Nagar                                                400104 
Mumbai Mulund (East)                                               400081 
Mumbai Mulund (West)                                              400080 
Mumbai Mulund Colony                                              400082 
Mumbai N I T I E                                                         400087 
Mumbai Nariman Point                                                400021 
Mumbai Nehru Nagar                                                  400024 
Mumbai Pant Nagar                                                     400075 
Mumbai Parel                                                               400012 
Mumbai Poonam Ngr Jogeshwari (E)                         400041 
Mumbai Prabhadevi                                                     400025 
Mumbai Rajawadi                                                        400077 
Mumbai Rajbhavan                                                     400035 
Mumbai SEEPZ                                                           400096 
Mumbai Sahar                                                             400099 
Mumbai Saki Naka                                                     400072 
Mumbai Santacruz (East)                                           400055 
Mumbai Santacruz (West)                                          400054 
Mumbai Santacruz P&T Colony                                 400029 
Mumbai Sewri                                                              400015 
Mumbai Shivaji Nagar (Kurla)                                   400043 
Mumbai Sion                                                                400022 
Mumbai Tagore Nagar                                                400083 
Mumbai Tank Road                                                     400033 
Mumbai Telecom Factory Deonar                              400088 
Mumbai Tilak Nagar                                                   400089 
Mumbai Tulsiwadi                                                        400034 
Mumbai Veer Jijamata Bhosle Udyan                        400027 
Mumbai Vesava (Versova)                                          400061 
Mumbai Vidyanagari                                                   400098 
Mumbai Vikhroli                                                          400079 
Mumbai Vile Parle (East)                                           400057 
Mumbai Vile Parle (West)                                          400056 
Mumbai Wadala                                                          400031 
Mumbai Worli                                                             400018 
Navi Mumbai Airoli Mode                                         400708 
Navi Mumbai Belapur                                                400611 
Navi Mumbai Ghansoli                                               400701 
Navi Mumbai JNPT Town Ship                                  400707 
Navi Mumbai Konkan Bhawan                                   400614 
Navi Mumbai Krishi Utpanna Bazar                           400705 
Navi Mumbai Mumbra                                                 400612 
Navi Mumbai N A D Karanja                                      400704 
Navi Mumbai Nerul Mode                                           400706 
Navi Mumbai Turbhe                                                    400613 
Navi Mumbai Uran                                                        400702 
Navi Mumbai Vashi                                                       400703 
Thane Agashi                                                                 401301 
Thane Arnala                                                                 401302 
Thane Balcum                                                                400608 
Thane Bassien                                                               401201 
Thane Bassien Road                                                     401202 
Thane Bhayandar                                                           401101 
Thane Bhayander (East)                                                401105 
Thane Boisar                                                                  401501 
Thane Bordi                                                                    401701 
Thane Chinchani                                                             401503 
Thane Dahanu                                                                 401601 
Thane Dahanu Road                                                       401602 
Thane Dapcheri                                                               401610 
Thane Ganeshpuri                                                           401206 
Thane Gholvad                                                                 401702 
Thane Jakegram                                                              400606 
Thane Jawhar                                                                  401603 
Thane Kalwa                                                                    400605 
Thane Kasa                                                                      401607 
Thane Kelwa                                                                    401401 
Thane Kelwa Mahim                                                       401402 
Thane Kopri Colony                                                        400603 
Thane Kosbad Hill                                                           401703 
Thane Manor                                                                   401403 
Thane Mira                                                                      401104 
Thane Mira Road                                                            401107 
Thane Mokhada                                                              401604 
Thane Nalasopara (East)                                                401209 
Thane Naupada                                                               400602 
Thane Nirmal                                                                  401304 
Thane Palghar H O                                                         401404 
Thane Papdi                                                                    401207 
Thane Sandoz Baug                                                        400607 
Thane Satpati                                                                 401405 
Thane Sopara                                                                 401203 
Thane Suryanagar                                                          401609 
Thane Talasari                                                               401606 
Thane Tarapur                                                                401502 
Thane Tarapur App                                                        401504 
Thane Tarapur J/A                                                         401506 
Thane Thane (East)                                                        400603 
Thane Thane (H Q)                                                        400601 
Thane Umbarpada                                                         401102 
Thane Uttan                                                                   401106 
Thane Vajreshwari                                                         401204 
Thane Vangam                                                               401103 
Thane Vasai East I/E                                                     401208 
Thane Vasai Road East                                                 401210 
Thane Vikramgad                                                           401605 
Thane Virar                                                                     401303 
Thane Wagle Industrial Estate                                      400604 
  

From All in Mumbai..The moment you are in TENSION

The moment you are in TENSION

You will lose your ATTENTION

Then you are in total CONFUSION

This may spoil your personal RELATIONS

Intimately, you won't get COOPERATION

And get things into COMPLICATION

Then you may raise CAUTION
 

And you have to take MEDICATION
 

Why not try understanding the SITUATION

And try to think about the SOLUTION

Many problems will be solved by DISCUSSION

Which will work out better in your PROFESSION

Don't think this is a free SUGGESTION

It is only for your PREVENTION

If you understand my INTENTION

You'll never come again into TENSION!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!