Modern Proverbs

1.. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable - except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments...

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 


    

Two Wolves....inside us all !!!

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people.
He said, "My son, the battle is between two wolves inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed."
So feed the Good one... he will win for sure..!!

      

Nuclear Power......Ha Ha Ha

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - .. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

Inspirational Story by Swami Vivekananda

Once, in Heaven there was a discussion among the Gods to decide where the miraculous secret power, the power by which man can achieve anything in this world was to be kept hidden.

One of the Gods suggested that it could be kept hidden in the depths of the Sea.

Another said it could be buried on top of high mountains.
The third one thought of a cave in the woods as the right place.
At last, the most intelligent among them said, 'Keep it in the depths of man's mind.
 

He will never suspect that the power is hidden there because right from his childhood, his mind is prone to wandering and he will not look within.
Only the intelligent among them will look within, and use the power and become great.'
All gods agreed.
So, do you see that the difference between two people lies in their minds?
 

One knows how to tap its power and the other does not.
So, the truth expressed here is that in the depths of man's mind lies hidden the miraculous power, using which one can become great.
 

Whatever you think, that you will be.
If you think yourselves weak, weak you will be;
if you think yourselves strong, strong you will be.

By Swami Vivekananda.

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ATTITUDE IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT.......

ATTITUDE IS WHAT  LIFE  IS  ALL  ABOUT.......

         
1 .  SOLDIER : Sir we are surrounded from all sides by enemies , 
      MAJOR : EXCELLENT !  We can attack in any direction.
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2. Every one knows about Alexendar Graham Bell who invented phones, but he never made a call to his family because his wife and daughter were deaf.

 THAT'S LIFE " LIVE FOR OTHERS " .
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3.  Thve worst in life is "Attachment" , It hurts when you lose it.

The best thing in life is "Lonliness .

 
Because it teaches you everything and when you lose it you get "EVERYTHING" .
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4.  Life is not about the people who act true to your face........ ....

Its about the people who REMAIN true behind your back.
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5.  Egg broken from outside force....... ....a life ends.

If an egg breaks from within...... life begins.

Great things always BEGIN from within.
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6.  Its better to lose your ego to the one you love ,than to lose the one you love....... because of EGO.
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7. A relationship does'nt shine by just shaking hands on best time,

But it blossoms by holding FIRMLY in critical situation.
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8. Heated gold becomes ornaments.
Betted copper becomes wires.
Depleted stones becomes statue.

So the more PAIN in you get in your life you become more valuable.
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9. Why we have so many temples, if god is everywhere?

A wise man said :  Air is everywhere  but we still need a FAN to feel it.
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10. Tolerence is the greatest gift of the mind:

It requires the same EFFORT of the brain that it takes to the balance oneself on a bicycle..... .....    
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11.  When you trust someone trust him completely without any doubt....... ...... 

At the end you would get one of the two: Either a LESSON for your life or a very good person…..

 “Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles”

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them". 


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